In a time filled with various forms of celebrity couples: Vaughinston, Bennifer and all of the other stupid combo-couple nicknames, I have come to expect very little from the developments in celebrity relationships. Until this week, that is when my respect fell even lower.
I was signing out of my hotmail account when the MSN “Entertainment News” flashed up on the screen with a headline alluding to a developing relationship between the extremely talented, creative and a favourite singer of mine, John Mayer. And the blonde, idiot who cannot distinguish chicken from fish, divorcee, no talent bag of boobs and stupidity, Jessica Simpson (formerly of also horrible pop singer and former boy band member Nick Lachey for those of you who may have been living under a rock and have not had this pointless information rammed down your throats). This development, if found to be true, (that is if you believe People magazine), brings me the rage of a thousand suns. 
I just cannot understand how these two people got together. Frankly, I expected more from John Mayer, I realize there’s something to be said for people needing to ‘get a piece’ from an attractive woman on occasion, but this relationship is going to turn everything he has worked for in his musical career and reduce it to the integrity of that shitty half hour spoof of a married life Jessica Simpson had with the disastrous ‘NewlyWeds’ series.
Please note: If you make a ‘reality’ television show about your marriage you WILL get divorced: Dave/Carmen, Travis Barker/Whatshername and Nick/Jessica. John Mayer writes and performs song with true elements of talent, creativity, sensitivity and true emotion. He contributed his writing skills to musical magazines and as I write this I’m listening to his song Something’s Missing and I ask myself how such a talent could associate himself with the likes of Simspson. Jessica Simpson probably needs help reading the label of her teeth whitening cream so she doesn’t get it mixed up with her peroxide. She is the embodiment of the stupidity depicted among female celebrities and the poor role models they present to young girls all over the world and to see her with John Mayer makes me truly disappointed.
7 comments:
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i feel that this gives validity to every nasty thing ive ever said about John Mayer
she was on the view this morning and said they were just friends...althought she could be lying you never know..so there may be hope for John Mayer yet.
john mayer sucks just as hard as jessica simpson!
First of all, maybe young girls will see what you have to look like to score the guys you like and start getting their acts together instead of being ugly self loathing harpies. Secondly both of these artists have albums that just came out, so whether they're dating or not is completely irrelevant, it's obviously a marketing ploy to move more albums. Last but not least Jessica Simpson has great tits.
I often believe you are the prime example which provides the low self esteem of girls everywhere Chris
Shut up Casey. I love titties.
Yeah, they both suck golf balls through a garden hose, if you catch my drift.
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